What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

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Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's more annoying on the internet, a troll or spam?

Your mom!

What's a GF?

Mom:if you are a good boy,you will get one when you're older. Son:What if i'm not a good boy? Mom:You'll get many.

Buzz Jokes More Buzz Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30000 feet ?

A bee is an aeroplane !

Woody Jokes More Woody Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What did Woody say to Buzz?

A lot. There were 3 movies.