What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

Why did the golfer wear 2 shirts when he went golfing?

In case he got a hole-in-one!

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why is my waiting room empty?

Judge: "I hauled everyone off to court" Doctor: "You're trying my patients"

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What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer?

Pedi-files

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.