What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common? .. They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock? .. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky? ..A brown stick

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst

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What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.