What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Where do super-villains get their coffee?

DUN-DUN-DUUUNNNNkin Donuts.

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What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

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Why did the gamer cross the road?

Buy the DLC to find out

Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

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What, I'm Asian?

slides off Uggs & infinity scarf inside Starbucks* *buys a bonsai tree*

What are Starbucks two shipping options?

Ground and federal expresso