What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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What do you call an eagle that is sick?

Illegal

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.