Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.
Paperback
They have a mole on their body.
He was a mole
Make way, children.
A mole
They both fly, except for the mole...
They both live underground. Except for the eagle.
They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**
Holy moley, I didn't know that!"
Avacado's number.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
Discuss
An ambulance.
I see my ex came by."
Billy Ocean
Chinatown
To indicate where the treasure is buried.
He wanted to lay it on the line !
Guacamole.
Guaca**mole**y edit: how do I make it not say this joke is Dirty
You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.
They both came in a little behind.
Executed.
He committed treeson.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
Because their jokes weren't very funny.