Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What was the first mention of soccer in the bible?

When Jesus went up for the cross.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.

What is Blackbeard and Captain Hooks favorite workout routine?

Pirates.

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Why did the little crab keep all the treasure for himself?

Because he was a little shellfish.

What's a bear's favorite kind of treasure?

Bearied.

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did Blackbeard cross the road?

To indicate where the treasure is buried.