What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

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Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

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What do you call a dog in a sub?

A subwoofer! Now again: What do you call a dog in a sub? Chinese food!

What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore."

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Whats the difference between a lawyer and a teenage boy?

One is a master debater. The other is a masterbater.