What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink."

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Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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They have a mole on their body.

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It goes pretty smoothly until you start hitting the rock.

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Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.