What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

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Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands