Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

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What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

What does the Muslim ghost say?

Boom.

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What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher