How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They both live underground. Except for the eagle.

How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major?

They have a mole on their body.

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !