What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies?

A dead cat.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

What do eagles and moles have in common?

They both fly, except for the mole...

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What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle