What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

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What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

What foreplay does the praying mantis girlfriend enjoys ?

Being given head.

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What even is Atheism?

A non-prophet organization.

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

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What muscle is most responsible for lateral rotation of the neck?

The gluteus maximus

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.