What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.

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Computer Programmer Jokes More Computer Programmer Jokes

What do you call a computer programmer that likes to kidnap children?

A PDFile.

How many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware issue.

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What's the difference between a hold-up and a stick-up?

Age

Who did this?

1) When I was your age...

Position Jokes More Position Jokes

Why are quantum physicists bad lovers?

When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.

What's the difference between a vacuum and a Harley Davidson?

The position of the dirtbag

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway

Colon Jokes More Colon Jokes

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

What do computer programmers and aged-care nurses have in common?

They both worry about the position of colons.