We thank you Lord for our daily dead!
A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you.
through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*
The close thing I came to having friends with benefits was .......... convincing my friend to bring food for me daily.
Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
