What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

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Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.