What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

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How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

What old-time song is the burgers' favourite?

Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?

Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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What does the interrupting cow say?

HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text

What's a cow's favorite chemical?

molybdenum monoxide MoO

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What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What does an accountant call a friend's birthday party?

x-post from /r/tax) A present liability!