What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Why are penguins socially awkward?

Because they can't break the ice.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

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Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

Where do Eskimos train their dogs ?

In the mush room !

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids