What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

How much is a gram?

Me- "Depends on what you want" Teacher- "Out, just get out"

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well?

Because they have a common enemy