What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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What do you call a republican fashion director?

Clothed minded

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

What you call toes that taste like mint?

Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up.