What do mexicans drink in the morning?

Dos Eggys

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Why do people say love is like chemistry?

Because you can put it in someones drink

Why should you never drink German beer with Chinese food?

An hour later you're hungry for power.

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What do you call a Mexican who has his Mondeo stolen?

Carlos

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What time do you get up in the morning ?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What do you call a German barber?

Herr Kutz (This was funnier when I was half asleep this morning)