What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

What did one elevator say to the other?

I think I'm coming down with something.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

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Why is all of the music made in North Korea just absolutely terrible?

They've got no Seoul.

Why does North Korea have the highest literacy rate?

Because Kim Jong-un is supreme reader!