What do particle physicists like to drink?

Pina colliders.

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What did the German physicist use to drink his beer?

Ein stein. - From Big Nate, as told by my kid.

What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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How does Thor's brother like to party?

He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.