What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

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Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night?

Bedward ScissorHams

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the baseball manager do when he needed another man in the bullpen?

He took a can of orange juice from the freezer and made a pitcher.

Why do men like smart women?

A. Opposites attract.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig behind a car wheel?

A ham brake !

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.