What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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Why did all of Britain stop smoking pot?

Because they all joined

Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

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Why did the rancher stop attending poker night with his marijuana smoking steers?

The steaks were getting too damn high.

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Say "hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do the Montreal Canadians drive?

Carrs.

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs