What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

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Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas?

A leaf blower

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.