How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

What's the difference between the Polish and polish?

No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you

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What do vegetarian zombies want?

Graaaaiiiiinss!

What did the vegetarian do to get ripped?

He juiced...

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?

He became a vegetarian.