Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
none, just upgrade to windows
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
cacawatches
It checks the tornado watch.
One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.
A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.
Neighbor
Just asking for a friend
He always shoves a Bill down her throat!
He was feeling a little crummy.
She's the one with dirty knees.
A nun only serves one God.