What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

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Which was the cowboy?

None - because they were all redskins.

What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

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What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?

I wish I could hear you whinnie.

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What weighs 20 times a North Korean?

Kim Jong Un.

What is H20 Made out of?

20 hydrogen atoms.

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.