What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

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Why did Jon Snow need a new battery?

For the watch.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

Who is the president of the trees?

BarkOak Palma

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Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room( haha get it )

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.