What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

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What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt?

O.K. you asked for it" the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm