What do you call a baby Muslim?

A hand grenade.

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Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

How many muslims does it take to climb a building?

daesh many.

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What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a french bathroom?

Linoleum Blown Apart

What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen?

Linoleum blownapart.