What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What do you call a 2nd grader with no friends?

A Sandyhook survivor...................im so sorry.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

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What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

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What's the difference between Brazil and Oscar Pistorious?

Oscar Pistorious has a better defence and more shots on Target

What is the difference between a Mechanical Engineer and a Civil Engineer?

A Mechanical Engineer makes weapons, a Civil Engineer makes targets.