What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder