What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

What do you get if you cross Snoop Dogg with a hippo?

A smokesalottapotamus.

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.

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Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

Because it was full.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

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What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*