What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Previous Random Joke Next
Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Miscarriage Jokes More Miscarriage Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?

Trying to look upset.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Why didn't the drummer commit the crime?

He couldn't handle the repercussions.

What do you call someone who finishes a sentence with you?

Partner in crime.

Justice Jokes More Justice Jokes

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

What's the difference between justice and relevant ethnic groups in America?

Justice isn't always black and white