What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

A: Carry loaded weapons.

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Where do you find a zebra?

25 letters after a, brah.

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.