Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

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What do you call a french soul singer?

Beret White

Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

Aye Jokes More Aye Jokes

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

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What's a French person's favorite video game system?

The Wii! (Oui)

What's the difference between an English pig and a French pig?

A French pig goes, "Oui! Oui! Oui!" all the way home.

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!" The French says, "Oui, oui!"

How does a French person sneeze?

Adieu!