How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

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Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

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What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

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What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

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What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

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How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.