What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Zebra Jokes More Zebra Jokes

Why don't the zebra and the lion like to play cards in the prairie?

CAUSE THERE'S TOO MANY CHEETAHS!!!

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.