What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

What do Russian women get from their husbands that's long and hard on their wedding night?

His last name.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why did the Moon break up with Earth?

The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart.

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

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Who is jay?

and why are they always mocking him

What's an alcoholic's favorite book?

Tequila mocking bird