How many babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican man say after two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes"

What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How does someone pay for a painting?

With Monet

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What's the difference between up and down?

It all depends on how you look at it

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.