What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Why did the storm trooper decide to buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the right droid he was looking for.

What the?

Oh, I accidentally bought Hamburger Hinderer

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Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

What is the difference between ID and ED?

One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.

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What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What colour pants do you need to start a vehicle?

Khaki