What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

What is the only law enforcement agency that will get in trouble if a black man is shot?

The Secret Service

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What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?

Mecca-nized infantry.

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar