What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

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How do you get a one armed Italian out of a tree?

You talk to him!

What is an Italian with Alzheimer's favorite espresso drink?

Affogato!

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What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

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Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

What Were Mussolini's Secret Police Called?

The Gazpacho