What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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How does a Mathematician hang them selves?

With a hypotenuse.

How does Trent Reznor's mom hang up his Christmas stocking?

With a Nine Inch Nail.

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What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.

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What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

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Why did the archaeologist ask a diamond out to dinner?

Because of his enthusiasm for Carbon-Dating.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.