What do you call a Mexican in Canada?

ACCOMPLISHED. They crossed two borders!

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call an Asian girl with Mexican parents?

Juana Sum Peeksa.

Why shouldn't Mexicans play UNO?

They keep taking all the green cards

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant?

A: A mad scientist.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Why did the chickens cross the border?

Because they were Turkish.