What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

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Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan