What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster?

Sir.

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How the hell can ya be so stupid?

Jessie: Well it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How much for the selfie stick?

Him: Sir, that's an Olsen twin. Me: I'll take it.

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What monsters are all the tools in the toolbox afraid of?

Vampliers

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser with a werewolf?

A monster with an all-over perm.

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What does Lenny (of Mice and Men) do during foreplay?

Heavy petting.

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.