What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common?

either way, you're gonna lose your trailer...

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How many nuns would a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nunes?

None.

Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

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What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood?

A match made in Heaven.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

What do you call a wanderin' nun?

A Roamin' Catholic